Remember me I am Fae the Fat Fairy who wants to fly but my person wants me to do Agility classes. All through Christmas when she didn't have other classes she spent time teaching me the equipment bit by bit whew that was hard work, now she wants me to start putting it together.

Maybe I had better go back a bit. When I was little my person played games with me with my toys, every day she played games and I chased little blue mouse on elastic and grabbed it. Then I got too big for little blue mouse and I got monkey on a rope. This is a toy soft monkey on a long string and we played tug and chase with monkey on rope. Then my person made me sit and wait to play monkey on rope, just for a few seconds, then I had to lie down before I could play monkey on rope and then when the game was finished I got this treat food prize. Fried liver and bacon, yum yum.

By the time I was about eight months old I could chase a ball through two sticks about a meter apart and pick up the ball and run back and play monkey on rope, then I would do it again and again, then through four sticks like two hurdles without cross bars. I had to do it fast and then at the end I would win the treat food prize again. Oh boy it was starting to be fun.

When I was about 10months my person taught me how to stand on a piece of wood. I had to touch a plastic lid with my nose, sometimes there was food on it and sometimes not. But I liked to hop up and walk down the plank and hope there might be treat food prize there. Then after I stood still on the plank with my two back legs on the plank and my two front legs on the ground, my person would roll the ball and I would run after it.

Then I had my first birthday and we had all that adventure at the dump stuff and I met Tyson and now here we are in 2013 and I am nearly 15 months old and I am allowed to be in a class with Tyson and Nala and Bree(my sister) and Dennis (who is BIG) and Max Big and Max Small so that I can learn how to do everything.

I really love chasing bunnies, like I really love chasing bunnies, bunnies are fun and they are my best friends and I really like chasing them, as you can tell they kind of take over my life a lot because I love bunnies and chasing.

At the Park we were learn the Agility and other stuff there are lots of bun...... I am not allowed to say that word any more in this diary. My person wants me to play with my monkey rope and play tug and chase ball, but it is sooooooo hard when my nose hits one of those bbb spots. All I can think of is the b...........y.

While the school holidays are on Bree and Nala's people came for a full training day with me and with MaxSmall. We spent four hours learning beginner weaves which we have to do every day. How to do the hurdles on flat, how to walk on the dog walk slowly and not fall off and how to stop on the bottom just like the plank my person taught me before. How to do the hoop and what a course was and the people had to walk around the course and decide how they would be on it. Don't understand that stuff so will leave it to the people. Then we had to do the hurdle the hoop, the tunnel the dogwalk and the weaves one after the other. Wow that was really hard. And it was hot and I got sick of it and was allowed to sit in the truck. My sister Bree got sick of it too and had a break, but Nala was able to keep on working for ages, but she is older and goes really fast. Max just got tired, I think his legs are shorter than the rest of us, although as we are all micro dogs, we will be competing in Agility in the smallest dog section, eventually.

So I have caught up on my Agility Diary now and today was the first day of the new year classes in the 2p.m.Agility Class, where we do all the same things but they are different every time if you know what I mean. Today we did our weave work and everyone is weaving really well on open weaves. We can all go quite a long way back and run through to our marker or toy or ball. I had a slight b....y problem at the start but then I saw the prize food at the end and decided I would go there first. Then we did our plank standing stuff and then we were allowed to run on our own over the dog walk and wait at the bottom where our plastic lid was and then run off when our people called us and jump over a hurdle. My person was so pleased with me. Then we did some tunnels work and by then I was over it, cause I am only little still. Bree did a bit better than me and managed to lollipop around the whole set up course, but heck it was hot and I had been at class since 9a.m. because my person has classes for everybody all day. Nala was awesome she is so fast and she did everything just like going to a real show, where I have watched the competing dogs run around. I think Nala will be a star. Tyson is the oldest in my class. I love Tyson and he really went fast today too and didn't hit the hurdle bars like he usually does and he did the whole course like a real agility dog too. Max Big is a bit like me, he kinda gets tired, so about now he went to sleep on the grass. Good on him. Dennis has only had five lessons but he just loves Agility and worked really hard for the whole hour. But Dennis is a really BIG guy and I don't think he notices the distances between the hurdles and things. My little legs do seven steps and Big Dennis does two. Big Dennis has a wacky sense of humour though, I think I will have to keep an eye on him.

Oh I am so tired, so that is my Agility Diary so far. I will try to write it each time I have a lesson and see if I get better and get over the b..s. See that word is getting smaller and I am not thinking about them half so much, but I think I will have a big sleep tonight and dream about chasing the bu.......s because they are so fast and so much fun the bunnies - oops it just slipped out.